Funny Shit
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British people are litcherally getting angry at Trump bc he sat in Wintson Churchill’s armchair and they interpreted that as disrespecting such a lovable chap like Churchy
Newsflash: Churchill was a fuckin white supremacist, he put black people from Kenya in concentration camps, and trotted around gleefully in India while gazing like a delighted child at all the suffering and starvation happening to the then English colony.
Trump sitting in Churchill’s chair would probably make his rotted corpse blush. Get over yourselves
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my mom: come down dinner is done
me: ok
my mom: itll be done in 15 minutes why dont you set the table
me:
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I love that the internet saw people comparing women and other alienated groups of people and went, “they’re dating,” and, “they support each other.” We’re improving as a society.
Does anyone know who these artists are?? They’re brilliant and I’d like to credit them!!
THIS IS HOW TO TAKE A TRASH OPINION COMIC AND MAKE IT BETTER.
THANK YOU.(via askcosplaysenpai)
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been howlin at scottish twitter for three days now here’s some of my favourites
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A man who has traveled to 217 countries in the world on visiting Iran
http://highlife.ba.com/articles/lessons-learned-from-travelling-to-217-countries/
This is so cute omg
Grandma’s all over the world gotta make sure you’re fed
Reblogging again to remind people that the people of Iran are human and maybe we shouldn’t go to war with them. Just a suggestion.
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A 3 month old baby girl : *Spreads her legs while playing around on her bed like any normal functioning other baby does since babies need to develop the muscles and bones in their legs by moving them*
Straight Parents™ : Now now dont act like such a whore little lady™ :) Here let me hold your legs closed together just like how all proper ladies’™ legs should be :))
Literally every decent person : What,in the everloving fuck,is wrong with y’all .
This is the kind of shit im talking about.Stop sexualizing kids ugh.
bkhvjabeh WHATKJEHTQ
hey sexualizing kids is fucking disgusting, bodies are bodies and nudity isn’t inherently sexual, ESPECIALLY IN KIDS
Straight culture is sexualizing any normal action your kids do because y’all refuse to not be creepy about your views on sex.
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“u know that feel when no gf” no actually i dont because im a MANLY MAN who plays SEVERAL sports am i right my fellow sportsmen
name all seven sports
- ball throw
- ball catch
- ball run
- ball kick
- shoot ball
- dong touch
- memes
get fuckin wrecked
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-You cannot be sexist toward men. Sexism is based on a system of oppression. You CAN be discriminatory, rude, inconsiderate, and/or prejudiced against men but you CANNOT be sexist toward them.
-You cannot be racist towards white people. Racism is based on a system of oppression. You CAN be discriminatory, rude, inconsiderate, and/or prejudiced against white people but you CANNOT be racist toward them.
This is not difficult.
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